Dear Stranger,

I am not a girl. I am a woman. I am not your girlfriend. I don't know you. Do not call me SoulSista. We are not related and this is 2009. I am not a Rasta, RastaSista, or any other variation. No, I am not particularly "Afrocentric." Do you even know what that word means? No, that other black "girl" is not my friend. I didn't come here with her and I don't even know her name. I don't want to play "do you know my black friend?" I just want to do whatever the hell it is I came here to do without a discussion of race or you pretending to know anything more about me than what I tell you.

Sincerely,

identitycrisis